Usually you choose not to poke a grumpy bear because you are uninterested in being mauled. What is more interesting, though, is poking a different kind of bear in an unexpected circumstance. What are things that get poked? Voodoo dolls. What is another kind of bear? Teddy bear. What if the bear being poked was a teddy bear voodoo doll? What is awkward? Explaining to your wife and daughter why you are burning candles around a torn up stuffed animal.